Courage In A Can - Dayglo Abortions

Courage isn’t something that comes to every man

Most people prefer to leave their fate in other hand

Work at dead end job just waiting for my check

Spend the rest of my time in front of a tv set

When I finally go out try to socialize

The only way that I can do it is through bloodshot eyes

Makes my wife look so much better sitting in the car

Gives us both all we need to party at the bar!

Courage in a can

Whoa oh oh

Courage in a can

Whoa oh oh

After we have had a few my wife will start to mingle

I’ll play some shuffleboard keep on drinking

Then before you know it I will see my wife

Flirtin' in the corner with some kind of low life

I don’t even hesitate as I walk up to them

Punch the fucker in the head and tell them to be leavin'

Then the bouncer take us throw us in the street

Get my wife to drive me home we’ll be back next week!

Courage in a can

Whoa oh oh

Courage in a can

Whoa oh oh