After This Beer - Dayglo Abortions

Got a few things I’d like to tell you

Just some things I think might help you

Just some things that work for me

I guess you could call it my philosophy

I sit around here in the armchair of life

Feel sorry for me just look at my wife

She’s got a bruise under her eye

She was talking on the phone when my drink went dry

After this beer

I’ll turn the tv on

After this beer

I’ll take the garbage out

After this beer

I’ll cure the common cold

After this beer

I think I’ll have another

There is no point in getting involved

Because your problems have already been solved

Society will take care of you

Why sit with your brain in a bottle of brew

After a while they won’t make you go to work

Because you drink all the time and you act like a jerk

Hold it a second now I need another beer

Get me another honey come on now be a dear

After this beer

I’ll show you who’s the boss

After this beer

You’ll regret your insolence

After this beer

I worked all fucking day

After this beer

And now you’re gonna pay

When I say get me a beer

I mean get me a fucking beer

I really showed that stupid bitch

I guess I got the 7 year itch

It’s the second one???

???late for dinner one day

When I don’t get my way I see red

With thoughts of murder running through my head

Then I ask myself a question

Will all this booze ever make me insane?

After this beer

I know I’ll never change

After this beer

I guess I was born this way

After this beer

I think I’m quite together

After this beer

I better have another