Creepy Crawlies - Cretin

Smearing honey on his body, waiting for the bugs

He knows his habit’s gotten bad, but it’s too damn fun

Nothing could prepare him for the way they make him feel

Insects tickle, make him giggle, lapping up their meal

Gets his jollies, creepy-crawlies dancing on his skin

One gets food and one gets off, both are bound to win

A probing fly climbs up his pee hole, then it lays some eggs

Cretin shakes the critters off and shoos them all away

Starts to hurt

Maggots squirm

Infected dick

Makes him sick

Creepy crawlies

Cretin follies

Dangerous jollies

Creepy crawlies

Pelvic pains and tender balls keep him up at night

His swelling groin lets him know that something isn’t right

Clutching at his belly, too sick to want to play

Reluctantly he has to send his insect friends away

Baby flies burst from boils, buzzing through the air

The swarming vulgar mass of bugs gives him quite a scare

He throws himself into a pool of water frantically

Never having learned to swim, poor bastard quickly sinks

Going down

Man and bug drown

Holding breath

Wait for death

Creepy crawlies

Cretin follies

Dangerous jollies

Creepy crawlies