I'm The Bride Of The Pirate King - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Gabrielle Ruiz

When he came to my town upon his ship

He pillaged and plundered and looted

«You're mine now» he said with a devilish grin

«Submit or be executed!»

Yet now that I’m his bride

I feel nothing but warmth deep inside

I love the pirate king

I sit on his lap and sing

He calls me his sparrow, his lamb, his pet

His rough pirate kisses I’ll never forget

He hits me, but he don’t mean no harm

Those slaps are part of his piratish charm

Sometimes I say «Stop it,» but deep down I know

If I didn’t like it, I’d have left long ago

I love the pirate king

He calls me by name, and it means one thing

He’s craving my touch warm and deep

He takes his pleasure even when I’m asleep

If I die at his hand, it won’t be a surprise

'Cause my love for the pirate king is true and pure and wise