Quarantine (Freeverse) - Chris Webby

I been goin' crazy

Locked up in my room

Netflix gon' save me

Quarantine my house

Ain’t riskin' my safety

Isolated from the world

But, shit, maybe

We all gone a little crazy

Crazy, yeah

No disrespect to my fans

But no I am not tryna shake your hand

If you wanna see me, see me on the 'Gram

Goin' on live, eatin' from a can

Watchin' reruns, Sopranos seasons

Would do it anyway, now I got a reason

But honestly, I promise that

When it’s all done

I’ll see y’all then, in 2021

Eh, maybe '22

Shit, watchu gonna do?

Feelin' like an animal livin' in a zoo

My friends text me, I’m like, «Don't come through»

Yeah, I’m livin' like a loser

Only hang with my producer

Maneuver outta the way of any commuter

Fuck takin' Uber, I even updated

The virus protection programs up on my computer

I already told my lady if we doin' it

We’ll be usin' hand sani for a lubricant

I’m fuckin' losin' it

«How could you make a joke about a damn pandemic, Chris?»

Pft, have a sense of humor, bitch

I’m just tryna lighten the mood

Yo, I ain’t tryna be rude

I’m not the motherfucker writin' the news

I’m that guy up at the grocery who’s buyin' the food

And fillin' up his fuckin' cabinet, entirely soup

I’m the class clown, only with some gloves and a mask, now

Ain’t no joints here gettin' passed round

Limit the threat, gimme a test, gimme a pat-down

Stuck in a house with my roommate Pat now

JP pull up with Purell

Hope he’s not sick, but shit, we can’t tell

So we stayin' at a social distance

It’s really not hard when your whole existence

Is either on tour or I’m home alone or on the phone

I mean, honestly, I’ve been known to go

Mad days in a row, no human contact

Netflix chillin' in my room, I’m on that

And that was all before an epidemic

It’s still the same shit just with more disinfectant

Not to be malicious or unsympathetic

But all jokes aside, I just hope I don’t get it

I been goin' crazy

Locked up in my room

Netflix gon' save me

Quarantine my house

Ain’t riskin' my safety

Isolated from the world

But, shit, maybe

We all gone a little crazy

Crazy, yeah

Yeah, Webby

Until further notice

Stay the fuck away from me man!

And wash those fuckin' hands

Yeah

JP, cut that shit, man