Inappropriate (Freeverse) - Chris Webby

Yeah, so it’s 2021 huh?

Let’s see if I still got it

They be yelling out, «Webby's here»

Yeah I’m back, just like every year

Pour the Belvedere and cheers

I’m 'bout to get in gear

Mmm, that ain’t strong enough go and get my Everclear

Put my feet up on the dash and let the devil steer

Someone bring the drugs out, you can go and set them here

Just give me a second you know until my head is clear

Do not attempt this at home you heard me?

Great, now where were we

I’m cold as a McFlurry

More stripes than Bill Murray

Rockin' a Knicks jersey

Hit a three and dip early

Speaking so wordy they know that I’m sick, surely

My sword’s sharp, best bring the shield like Nick Fury

I’m Ragnar with the axe and I’m slashing them into fragments

Attacking them with a passion they flabbergasted and gaspin'

On fire like Rapidash so they grabbed a latch on the wagon

But at best, you’re a fucking book of matches, I’m a dragon

I mean, if you step into my ring you’ll get a violent throttle

Break your spinal column have you walking with some kind of waddle

My design is hostile

So if you step I’ll grab your head and take the face off it like an Aunt Jemima

bottle

Huh, yeah I know I’m inappropriate

But still I keep them coming back think I’m slinging opiates

Holy shit, Webby the dopest flow and you know this shit

Me and JP in the stu, we Shaq and Kobe it

Often felonious, with criminal associates

Only thing I would suggest is not to go with this

I’m a rap god just ask your local theologist

Webby cold like the war with the Soviets

I’m a hip-hopper and multiple pill popper

So much in the bag you would think I’m a real doctor

To refine talent in a world of TikTokers

Fake lip Onlyfans chicks with big knockers

What the fuck happened?

Where’s the damn talent?

Why are all these rappers doing a dance challenge?

Why these chick’s ass so big they off balance?

Why do y’all follow this shit, that’s all I’m asking?

Jeez, in my day this shit would’ve never sold

Fuck, guess I ain’t a spring chicken no more

Guess the world don’t look the same from where I’m sittin' no more

Everyone gettin' offended, blocked, and unfriended

Playing into stories like the media intended

The truth getting blurred and blended, unrendered

Cancel careers, torn down and ended

People always so up in they feelings I’ve tried

To talk sense to 'em but they just get triggered and cry

While these sheep killing my vibe, for sitting outside

Without a mask on like that’s why they really gonna die

Listen bitch, can’t you see I’m like fifty feet away

Trying to smoke a cigarette

Where should I go?

Lead the way

Give a fuck either way

Don’t be coming in my space

You don’t wanna get my germs then get the fuck up out my face

Yeah, I’m known to take shots give a fuck if you’re way far

My Picatinny rail’s got a scope with a laser

The second amendment support and loading my AR

And *baow* blow your ass right off of the radar

My day starts with eating rappers for breakfast

I’m back with a vengeance

Time to snap them back to they senses

I’m back on the fields so get to heading back to the benches

Or I’ma catch a couple bodies they can add to my sentence

Don’t wanna try it man

I’ll kick you right up in your diaphragm

Punches all connect like the circles in Venn diagrams

Fly as Ironman

The moves I make shit y’all only see the half like Fetty Wap in an eye exam

My title stands if you get at me

My raw thoughts going sick on my enemies

I be tripping zoned out on some LSD

Selling dick pics for bitcoin as NFTs

Jeez, and now I’m back to take it undomesticated

Uncontrollable, unruly, and unvaccinated

And when they telling me I can’t say that

I’ll tell them suck a dick, bitch, Webby Wednesday’s back

Aye yo, Nox, turn that mic up man I gotta talk to these people let them know

something real serious

Webby Wednesday’s back and I ain’t fucking around this year either

This is not fucking game.

Y’all ready for a show?

Then let’s go