I Want A Pony - Candypants

Mom, I wanna be an astronaut

Buy me a rocket ship

So I can sail to Mars

I don’t wanna fly in Apollo

Buy me the Enterprise or I don’t wanna go

Mom, I wanna run for president

Buy me votes

Pay my rent

Or maybe writing novels would be fun

Mommy, hire me a novelist to write me one

Mom, I wanna be a movie queen

Buy me the cover of Premiere magazine

I’m way funnier than Jay Leno

Buy me a motorcycle and a TV show

Can a model win a Nobel Prize?

Buy me brains, liposuck my thighs

Hurry, hurry, I don’t have all day

If you love me mommy, you’ll do what I say

Pony up

Pony up

Pony up

I wanna pony

I wanna pony

I wanna pony

I wanna pony now, now

Mom, I wanna be an astronaut

Buy me a rocket ship

So I can sail to Mars

I don’t wanna fly in Apollo

Buy me the Enterprise or I don’t wanna go

Mom, I wanna be the king of pop

Buy me fans, hurry up

I just wanna be a millionaire

You’ll die and leave me money if you really care

Pony up

Pony up

Pony up

I wanna pony

I wanna pony

I wanna pony

I wanna pony now, now

I wanna pony

I wanna pony

I wanna pony

I wanna pony

I wanna pony

I wanna pony

I wanna pony

I wanna pony

Pony up