Attila The Honey - Candypants

Many centuries ago I

Was too innocent to know the

Difference between a hero

And a lying snake

He hung over my bed

He turned my sleepy head

So tired of playing dead

I let him come inside

Oh, just a lonely little Roman girl

Trying to be true

Until Attila the Honey tore

My poor heart in two

In two

Thirsty for my blood he made a

Undetected cut and I could

Hardly feel it when he sucked

The life right out of me

He looked into my eyes

Oh how he hypnotized

I told a million lies

To keep him by my side

Oh, just a lonely little roman girl

Dying to be true

Until Attila the Honey tore

My poor heart in two

In two

Oh terminal invader

Slay me later

And love me now

He told me I’d be saved

If I would be his slave

So eagerly I gave

My freedom for his life

Oh, just a lonely little conquered girl

Happy to be blue

Until Attila the Honey tore

My poor heart in two

In two

In two