Future Ex-Wife - Bret Michaels

The rev of the engine was all I heard

And these were her final words

As she jumped into my car and pulled away

She said my lawyer will be in touch with you

And as for marriage well we are through

And I will be back for the house and half of your cash

I prayed please dear Jesus

What did I do to deserve this life?

Yes I do Mr. Preacher

I take her to be my future ex wife

Married me because I was funny

She used to love all my buddies

Now she hates each and every one

She used to hate to be alone

Now she can’t stand it when I come home

I looked and said honey what have I done

I prayed please dear Jesus

What did I do to deserve this life?

Yes I do Mr. Preacher

I take her to be my future ex wife

Love to me has always been a mystery

I’ve never understood the philosophy of the game

First comes love then come marriage

A house a mortgage and a load I can’t carry

And they leave you draggin that ball and chain

I prayed please dear Jesus

What did I do to deserve this life?

Yes I do Mr. Preacher

I take her to be my future ex wife

I prayed please dear Jesus

What did I do to deserve this life?

Yes I do Mr. Preacher

I take her to be my future ex wife