Party Rock Band - Bret Michaels, C.C. DeVille, Randy Castillo

I can’t sing and i can’t play

All i care about is sex and money

I look out-dated, i think that’s funny

But i’m too shallow to really give a damn

Cause i sing for a party rock band

In '86, fans ripped out my hair

Now it’s '96, there ain’t none there

The girls used to talk dirty to me But now it just really hurts when i pee

But i’m too stoned to really give a damn

'cause i sing for my party rock band

Bi-sexual girls, come get to know me You can be my two and only

I’ll be your brain-damaged party rock man

My agent says i need publicity

Told me act depressed, they’d take me seriously

So wrecked my car into a telephone pole

Tried to date the singer from hole

But courtney didn’t love me Don’t they understand?

Cuz i’m a shallow minded, sex cravin', don’t

Care about nothing unless i’m getting laid

Party rock band.