Dubstep Metal Girl - Boyinaband, Cookiebreed

Hey, girl!

You’re looking so damn hot

like you’re from a double rainbow

Damn, Girl!

You’re looking so tasty

I’m like a fat kid and you’re a really sexy cake

Come on and have a dance with me

She’s that dubstep metal girl!

Come on and have some fun with me

She’s that dubstep metal girl!

She will be my metal girl

No way man, she’ll be my dubstep girl

She’s so metal at making party,

That doesn’t really make sense but

English is Andy’s second language

ballz

Uh… what?

Your BALLS are smaller than mine!

Are smaller than mine!

WAFFLES!

I will make her waffles!

for breakfast!

YEAH?

Well…

I’ll get her lunch and tea and for dessert she can have me!

Uh…

Not like a cannibal though, you know,

more of a rodeo

minus the violent undertones

She could be metal Juliet and I’d be dubstep Romeo.

Without the terrible death

you know I’m not convinced these metaphors are the best way to get this across.

Come on and have a dance with me

She’s that dubstep metal girl!

Come on and have some fun with me

She’s that dubstep metal girl!

She will be my metal girl.

No way man, she’ll be my dubstep girl.

She’s so metal at making party,

That doesn’t really make sense but English is Andy’s second language

Yeah, anyway, she is mine

you don’t get her, I’m too sweet

Wait a second, you said «sweet»

so you’re gay, she is mine

No way I’m not gay, you’re just jealous of my hair

maybe you’re gay!

I’m not gay!

But you do have nice hair

Cheers, but she’s still mine

NO!

I will buy her a unicorn!

and it’s over 9000!

I will clone myself

and my clone will go with her shoe shopping

becauseI’m a real man and real men don’t go shoe shopping

So I’ll leave that to my clone…

I’m serious!

There’s only one way to settle this…

What’s that?

EEEEPIC SOLO BATTLE

Hey Guys!

What?

SHE is a HE!

But I’m very cute.

NOOOO!

Now this whole song makes us look gay!

NOOOO!

Shemale alert!