Rubber Duckie Song - Boyinaband, Makemebad35

This is my rubber ducky

He is cute, he is sexy

Aren’t you jealous of my ducky?

He was five bucks

This duck’s a whore

If you’re ever feeling lonely and feeling blue

You know what to do

Buy a ducky

Buy a ducky

Dump your boyfriend, dump your girlfriend

Rubber ducky love will never end

Dump your boyfriend, dump your girlfriend

Rubber ducky love will never end

My ducky farts rainbows, my ducky shits halos

My ducky pisses flowers and he likes to take showers

Would you like to take a bath with me?

With me and my rubber ducky

You bring the water, I’ll bring the bubbles

Tonight will be great

On a rubber ducky date

If you’re ever feeling lonely and feeling blue

You know what to do

Dump your boyfriend, dump your girlfriend

Rubber ducky love will never end

Dump your boyfriend, dump your girlfriend

Rubber ducky love will never end

If your mom hates you, buy a ducky

Buy a ducky

If you have a small penis, buy a ducky

If you hate eating broccoli, buy a ducky

If you cried during Toy Story 3, buy a ducky

If you want to beat hookers with sausages, buy a ducky

If your cat pissed in your bed, buy a ducky

Quack break down

Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack

Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack

Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack

Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack

Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack

Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack

Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack

Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack

Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack

Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack

Your life sucks

Without a duck