We Were Wrong - Bonzo Dog Band

We were wrong, we were wrong but so young & so very in lo-o-ove

That boozy English day at the Brighton Race Courses

(The wind blew my skirt up & it frightened the horses)

We were wrong etc

The May-Ball in Oxford we arrived in a punt

(You fell down in the beer-tent, unashamedly drunk)

We were wrong etc

Cos' I’m going to Rhino over your lino

(& I’m going to Rhino with you)

In all kinds of leather, we Rhino «together»

We’ll keep Rhinoing thru'

The kedgeree breakfasts, the «gratis» champagne

(The hours I spent wiping it off my hired D.J.)

We were wrong etc

(etc.)

«Transmogrify» the jackals speak

The worms are feeding on our cheeks;

«Transmute» the time flies quickly past

And Keynsham arms with lies & masks