Sport (The Odd Boy) - Bonzo Dog Band

The Odd Boy lay down by the football field

Took out a slim volume of Mallarme

The centre-forward called him an imbecile

It’s an Odd Boy who doesn’t like sport

Sport, sport, masculine sport

Equips a young man for Society

Yes, sport turns out a jolly good sort

It’s an Odd Boy who doesn’t like sport

By the haystacks hot with thighs

Thru' the thickets thick with eyes

Although we didn’t mean to, we are on the road to Keynsham