Milkman, Keep Those Bottles Quiet - Bing Crosby, The Charioteers

Milkman, keep those bottles quiet

Can’t use that jive on my milk diet

So milkman, keep those bottles quiet

Been jumpin' on the swing shift, all night

Turnin' out my quota all right

Now I’m beat right down to the sod

Gotta catch myself some righteous nod

Milkman stop that grade A riot

Cut out if you can’t lullaby it

Oh, milkman, keep those bottles quiet

Been knocking out a fast tank, all day

Working on a bomber okay

Boy you blast my wig with those clinks

And I got to catch my forty winks

So milkman, keep those bottles quiet

Now noise of the riveter rocks, don’t mind it

'Cause the man with the whiskers has a lot behind it

But I can’t keep punchin' with the victory crew

When you’re making me punchy with that bottled moo

I wanna give my all if I’m gonna give it

But I gotta get my shuteye if I’m gonna rivet

So bail out, bud, with that milk barrage

Cause it’s unpatriotic, it’s sabotage

Been knocking out a fast tank, all day

Working on a bomber okay

Boy, you blast my wig with those clinks

And I got to catch my forty winks

So milkman, keep those bottles quiet

Ooh, milkman, keep those bottles quiet

Ooh, milkman, keep those bottles quiet

Quiet!