The Pessimistic Character - Bing Crosby

Throw him out the window, he can’t stay

How did he get in here anyway?

What do we want with him?

Around the place

The pessimistic character with the crab apple face

When he hears a joke he always cries

When there’s any fun, he darn near dies

What do you say we laugh at his sad case?

The pessimistic character with the crab apple face

He’s never welcome

Anywhere he goes

Let him stay where he belongs

In a book of Edgar Alan pose, why don’t we lose him?

Wrap him in a blanket carefully

Throw him out the window 1 2 3

It’ll be great to wear a grinning chase

The pessimistic character with the character with the crab apple face

Don’t you ever let him get you all alone

He’s the worst companion ever known

He doesn’t know how to keep a merry face

The pessimistic character with the crab apple face

When there’s any trouble how he boasts

He enjoys a graveyard and he loves ghosts

Smile he’ll disappear and leave no trace

That old fuddy duddy with the crab apple face

He’s got a hand shake

Just like a lemon peel

He’s the sole of discontent

With the disposition of a heel, oh what a icky

He’s no good at dancing, he can’t sing

He despises rainbows and he hates spring

Why do we want him in the human race?

The pessimistic character with the crab apple face