The Last Man On Earth - Big Money

A space ship landed on my lawn today

You may find it extremely hard to believe

But it actually did happen

Anyway, a door opened, and out came, a woman

Wow — she looked like an amazon queen

From an Italian sexploitation flick

I said hi there

You must be tired from a long and exhausting journey

May I interest you in a relaxing game of strip poker?

She said not even if you were the last man

Not even if you were a friend of Superman

Not even if you were the last man on earth

Not even if you were the last man

Not even if you were a friend of Superman

Not even if you were the last man on earth

Thank you — she got back into the ship

And took off to a galaxy far far away

I threw myself on the phone and called a publisher

Who by the way was, a woman

I said hi there I just met a girl from outer space

So here’s the deal

I tell you my story and you turn it into a best-seller

There’s big money in this for both of us

So what do you say — lunch?

She said not even if you were the last man

Not even if you were a friend of Superman

Not even if you were the last man on earth

Not even if you were the last man

Not even if you were a friend of Superman

Not even if you were the last man on earth

Then I called my mother who by the way is a woman

I said hi mom I forgot your birthday last week

You know how bury I am these days

Anyway, I’m between

Platinum albums at the moment

Do you think you can spare me a few bucks

She said not even if you were the last man

Not even if you were a friend of Superman

Not even if you were the last man on earth

Not even if you were the last man

Not even if you were a friend of Superman

Not even if you were the last man on earth

Not even if you were the last man on earth