Eye Of The Beholder - Big Money

Fatso — you’re eating again

Your expanding behind

Makes it hard for you to find clothes

Pizza face — you’re drooling again

Your erupting zits scare little kids — yuck!

But nothing can tear us apart we’re ugly

We’re the unwanted kind

And the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder

You and I are going bald and getting older

Day and night we’re brushing dandruff from our shoulder

Still the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder

In the eye of the beholder

You and I we’re a plastic surgeon’s dream

I’m a blob without shape

Look at my volcanic face

YEAH!

But nothing can tear us apart we’re ugly

We’re the unwanted kind

And the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder

You and I are going bald and getting older

Day and night we’re brushing dandruff from our shoulder

Still the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder

To be or not to be

I’m yours and there’s a lot of me

And the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder

You and I are going bald and getting older

Day and night we’re brushing dandruff from our shoulder

Still the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder

In the eye of the beholder