Password - Ben Folds, Nick Hornby

I know you

You think I don’t but I do

I’ve been listening and I don’t forget so I can do this

I can pass the test

You went to school in Chicago

Your mom’s maiden name is Dupree

Your favorite actor is DeNiro

Your birthday’s 03/08/83

I know you

You think it’s weird but it’s not

You’re all looking at it all upside down

It actually means I really love you

You used have a dog called Mantey

You only drink chardonnay

Your sister’s pet name is CeeCee

You have a thing for David Blaine

And I know you

I know you

You think I’m blind but I’m not

I’ve been watching and what I’ve noticed is distraction, boredom and vacancy

I know your favorite dish

I know your favorite band (Polyphonic S.P.R.E.E.)

You spent a year in Barcelona (B.A.R.C.E.L.O.N.A.)

That asshole’s name was Anthony

Turns out you never went to T.U.L.S.A.

To see your old roommate J.A.N.E.

I think my middle name is S.U.C.K.E.R.

And I was born yesterday

I don’t know you

I thought I did but I don’t

I wasn’t listening to the right things

One day I won’t even remember your face