Phone in a Pool - Ben Folds

Take it easy, take it slow, oh

Get on with the show, ah

That’s what I know

I woke in a cold sweat last night

Seems what’s been good for the music

Hasn’t always been so good for the life

I’ve thrown my phone in a pool

In New Orleans

Found the love of my life again

Y’all knows what I means

And I’ll be back on your sofa in a puddle in a couple of weeks, oh yeah

I can’t tell what you’re sayin'

When you yell

At the same time

You could be tellin' me the story of your life

Your life

Is my malfunction so surprising

'Cause I always seem so stable and bright?

Ain’t it always the quiet types?

I’ve thrown my phone in a pool

In New Orleans

Found the love of my life again

Y’all knows what I means

And I’ll be back on your sofa in a puddle in a couple of weeks,

I won’t, I won’t, I won’t, I won’t blame New Orleans

Can’t you people function for a little while

Without me bouncin' off the satellite for a night?

Drink it faster, drink it slow

That’s what I know

When you’ve gotten to the bottom of it, it’s time to go

And when you’ve lived to be 200, feel free to proffer your advice

But until that time, here’s my autoreply:

I’ve thrown my phone in a pool

In New Orleans

Found the love of my life again

Y’all knows what I means

And I’ll be back on your sofa in a puddle in a couple of weeks

That’s what I know

That’s what I know