Cut-Rate Hotel (Parody of "Heartbreak Hotel") - ApologetiX

Well, since our baby’s ready

Well, we found a new place to dwell

Well it’s down with the friendly goats and sheep

That cut-rate hotel

Where we’ll be

Our baby’s a holy baby

Our baby’s so holy

He’s been foretold in Micah 5

Although the town is crowded

They still can find some room

For open-minded travelers

Who know how to use a broom

But people

Our baby’s a holy baby

Our baby’s so holy

He’s been foretold in Micah 5

Now, the well-off kids keep goin'

To the five-star this and that

But in Bethl’hem one star’s all you need

To get to the place we stopped at

It’s a stable but

Our baby’s a holy baby

Our baby’s so holy

He’s been foretold in Micah 5

Well, to visit baby Jesus

They’ve got a trail as well

Well, just take your donkey on the cheap

To cut-rate hotel

And you will see this little

Baby’s a holy baby

Our baby’s so holy

He’s been foretold in Micah 5

LEAD

Although the town is crowded

Well, they still can find some room

They’re open late for shepherds

And cows are welcome too

It’s Christmas so

Go visit the holy baby

Our baby’s so holy

He’s been foretold in Micah 5