Mediterranean Wholebook News (Parody of "Subterranean Homesick Blues") - ApologetiX

Genesis and Exodus, then you got Leviticus

Numbers, Deuteronomy, then here’s where you’re gonna be

Josh-U-a, Judges, Ruth, and then you got a bunch of twos

First and Second Samuel, a pair of Kings and Chronicles

Look out, kids, we’re startin' a list, God knows best and put Ezra next

He’s got Nehemiah, Esther, Job and Psalms and Proverbs

And then there’s Ecclesiastes with the Preacher

And the Song of Solomon and you’ve only done a third

Maybe you don’t know it but there’s a lot of prophets

Talkin' about Isaiah, Jeremiah, Lamentations

It’s Jeremiah’s sequel, followed by Ezekiel

Daniel and Hosea, Joel, oy, such a deal!

Look out, kids, there’s plenty more than this

Like Amos, Obadiah, the famous Jonah, Micah

Habakkuk, Zephaniah, Haggai & Zechariah

Then there’s Malachi and 400 years of quiet

We’re done with the Old Testament there ain’t no book of Hezekiah

Oh, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts, Romans, 1, 2

CORinthians YOU’RE in the Testament we call the New

GALatians SALvation Ephesians says it’s by grace and

It’s in Philippians, Colossians are you listenin'

Look out next and 1 & 2 Thess

-alonians, and both Timothys, and Titus, oh, man

Then you got Philemon

When you finally roll through the Book they call the Hebrews

James oughta be there and First and Second Peter

Oh, First John, Second John, Third John, roll on

Jude is next to last and yes we’re finally at 66

Revelation and this conversation is done but

20 years of schoolin' ain’t as good an education

Look out, kids, and read down the list

Better hunt down a Bible get yourself an eyeful

Pretty soon your liable to start your own revival

Don’t only read it once — you’d better keep on

It’s God’s own Word and He likes His book recycled