They Saved Hitler's Cock - Angry Samoans

They saved Hitler’s cock

They hid it under a rock

I discovered it last night

I couldn’t even believe my eyes

If Hitler’s cock could start to talk

It would say: to kill today

If Hitler’s cock could choose its mate

It would ask for Sharon Tate

They saved Hitler’s cock

They stuffed it in Mengele’s sock

They saved Hitler’s cock

And now it wants to talk

Now it’s starting to get hard

I found it in my backyard

Every night it kills a dog

And now it wants some night and fog

Hitler’s cock is on the move

And now I’m scared of what it’s gonna do