Feet on the Ground - Angry Samoans

I’m an American, proud and strong

But wouldn’t you agree that something’s really wrong?

Hey

And I go to Washington to see what I can do

But they say, «Thanks, man, nothing’s real with you»

And I pay taxes to see what’s going on

Got relatives in Texas, but that can’t hear a sound

I think Miller stinks

My socks are in the sink

(Hmm)

And I go shopping, it’s real, real fun

But the things I buy on TV, they never, ever come

Hey

And I got a girlfriend who’s really, really neat

She picks up her clothes and lets me kiss her feet

I work my taxes to see what’s going down

And I wear black suits when I hit the town

This is how we think

This is why I drink

I’m an American, not a clown

I watch TV to get my feet on the ground

Woah-oh-oh-oh

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