Too Close - Andrew Rannells, Josh Gad

When there’s a man outside your window

And he’s out there looking in, oh

And you know it’s just his job to clean the windows

That’s how his day goes

But the look upon his face shows

That this might be way too close

Way too close

You’re fully naked and he’s basically a foot away

That’s way too close

Way too close

That it what I mean when I say you’re too close

{BIRDIE]

I don’t get what you’re saying

It sounds like he was just concerned

And I feel like that is earned

You’re not getting it

When there’s a boy who loves his piggy

Sounds like a great piggy

But the pig gets really biggy

Piggy’s gotta grow, gotta fly

And his daddy says, «it's time to gimme Piggy»

What?

He’s coming with me

Oh no!

The boy forgot that they were farmers

Pig farmers

And he knows that he is

Way too close

Way too close

Now he can barely eat his bacon

And he knows that he was

Way too close

Way too close

Wouldn’t you agree he got too close?

Is it like when a stranger in the next stall over

Asks you for some toilet paper, which is fine and dandy

Until they start to tell you all about their day without you asking

And they talk to you while you can hear everything

Everything

Everything

Everything

Everything

You don’t know what the heck is happening

Or how to stop whatever it is

Yeah, whatever it is

Uhuh, it’s way too close

Way too close

None of this applies to me

This family’s my family

You’re way too close

Never too close

Way too close

Never too close

This is why it’s bad to be too close

This is not that boy and his piggy

That boy is probably a vegan now because he got way too close

And it’s hard to be a vegan

'Cause there are not as many options

I guess that’s something we agree on