Oasis - Amanda Palmer

When I got to the party they gave me a forty

And I must have been thirsty, cause I drank it so quickly

When I got to the bedroom, there was somebody waiting

And it isn’t my fault that the barbarian raped me

When I went to get tested I brought along my best friend

Melissa Mahoney (who had once been molested)

And she knew how to get there;

she knew all the nurses

They were all very friendly, but the test came out positive

I’ve seen better days but I don’t care

Oh I just sent a letter in the mail

When I got my abortion I brought along my boyfriend

We got there an hour before the appointment

And outside the building were all these annoying

Fundamentalist Christians;

we tried to ignore them

I’ve had better days but I don’t care

Oasis got my letter in the mail

When vacation was over, the word was all over

That I was a crackwhore;

Melissa had told them

And so now we’re not talking except we have tickets

To see Blur in October and I think we’re still going

I’ve seen better days but I don’t care

Oh, I just got a letter in the mail

Oasis sent a photograph it’s autographed and everything

Melissa’s gonna wet herself I swear