Santa Claus Has Got The Aids This Year - Tiny Tim

Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year

And he won’t be 'round to spread his Christmas cheer

The reindeer all look blue

They know what he’s going through

Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year

He won’t be yelling out, «Ho, ho, ho, ho!»

But he’ll be screaming out, «No, no, no, no!»

He’s lying sick in bed

Call the doctor there instead

Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year

Each season, he is full of pep and vim

But now the AIDS have got the best of him

The nurses all look sad

'Cause Santa’s got it bad

Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year

Oh — this is Santa Claus saying, I won’t be here this year!

I’m sick in bed

with the AIDS!

Oh, but I’ll be back next year, next year!

Don’t cry for me,

a doctor will cure me!

There’ll be no jingle bells upon his sleigh

From everyone he’s got to stay away

Twelve months to wait, and then

He’ll soon be 'round again

But

Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year

Oh… I’ll miss you all — but I’ll see you next year!

Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year

And he won’t be 'round to spread his Christmas cheer

The reindeer all look blue

They know what he’s going through

But Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year

There’ll be no jingle bells upon his sleigh

From everyone he’s got to stay away

Twelve months to wait, and then

He’ll soon be 'round again

But

Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year

I said, Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year

I said, Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year