With Little Help from My Friends (Parody of "With a Little Help from My Friends") - ApologetiX

What do you think that you’re trying to prove

As you gang up and talk down at me?

Bending my ears, accusing me of wrong

With friends like that, who needs enemies?

Oh, I can cry with little help from my friends

Ooh, and ask why with little help from my friends

Ooh, gonna die with little help from my friends

What did I do to deserve such a fate?

(Was it murder or some evil thought?)

How do I deal with the pressure and pain

(Are you sad because you’re finally caught?)

No!

Oh, I can cry with little help from my friends

Ooh, and ask why with little help from my friends

Ooh, gonna die with little help from my friends

Did you cheat anybody?

I cheat nobody at all

Did you steal any money?

That wasn’t funny at all

Would you agree to a lie detector test?

Yes, I’m certain that I haven’t done a crime

What if the police said you had to confess?

I would tell them that they’d lost their minds

Go!

Oh, I can cry with little help from my friends

Ooh, and ask why with little help from my friends

Ooh, gonna die with little help from my friends

Did you beat anybody?

I just keep beating my breast

Do you need an attorney?

I need you to give it a rest

Oh, I can cry with little help from my friends

Ooh, and ask why with little help from my friends

Ooh, gonna die with little help from my friends

Yes, so goodbye, you’re little help now my friends

You’re little help now my friends

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