In Love With You - Zachary Levi

I never knew what love was like until I saw your face.

And suddenly I felt a love that time cannot erase.

Your eyes so sweet and piercing

your manner kind yet strong.

The kind of girl I could love forever we’d spend the rest of our lives together

and in my life I don’t think I’ve ever…

Been so fucking wrong…

Your a bitch

With no heart

your a liar

You are satan

and I hate the way you snore at night

All your quirks

piss me off and I don’t think I’m mistaken your compulsive need to always be

right.

Your bossy and judgmental

kind of tactless boring too

and I really can’t believe I ever fell in love… with you… Whoa whoa ooo woo

woo.

I know that all seems kinda harsh but things weren’t always bad.

In fact I think sometimes we shared the best that Ive ever had

like our road trip that one summer

or those steamy nights in Spain

You always melted when I would praise you and my stupid jokes they would never

phase you

but that don’t mean shit

next to all the ways you

drove me so insane…

Your a cock fricking tease

girl you never stop your talking and at times you got a double chin.

They say

it’s good fun

That your racist, friends are shocking and your lips don’t need more collagen

All you care about is how much someone makes and what they do

Not a man in his right mind would ever fall in love… With you.

You always criticized the clothes that I would wear

And found a way of Pointing out my thinning hair- really nice

You turned me vegan which I totally despise

And I’m pretty sure you laughed that time i said let’s compromise

If you were shot or beaten

or mowed over by a truck

I guess that I’d be sad but then again

It wouldn’t suck…

It wouldn’t suck…

So goodbye

hit the road

As a girlfriend you are fired

Find some other chump that you can fleece

years from now

when your old

and your finally expired

girl I hope that you don’t rest in peace.

never met someone so selfish

half the time my balls were blue.

After all that I’ve endured now …

you can safely rest assured now.

That your exes have encured now

that I’m so done being in love… in love… with you whoa whoa were through

yeah

yeah whoa we are so done

Alison

I’m done

It’s like over

It was on

now it’s gone

and I’ve regained my composure

So god bless your a mess

And that’s what you call closure

So done being in love…

With you