Feel Like Leisure Suit Larry - YTCracker

Feel like leisure suit larry

But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary

Typing my way into escapades to get laid

On a late night date site query

Feel like leisure suit larry

But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary

Typing my way into escapades to get laid

On a late night date site query

Im single successful handle my stress well

Might as well find a girl to impress well

Made this account on okcupid

Better write a profile that doesnt look stupid

5'9″ - nah im six feet

Rock those adidas with them insoles deep

Little on the pudgy side — maybe skinny fat

Better mark skinny scroll down to the mini app

Interests: comics computers

Rpgs first person shooters

Delete delete delete delete delete

I help old women get across the street

I also like listening to womanly problems

And being mad considerate whenever you solve them

Im a vegetarian lest you eat meat

Because im always open to try a new thing

Feel like leisure suit larry

But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary

Typing my way into escapades to get laid

On a late night date site query

Feel like leisure suit larry

But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary

Typing my way into escapades to get laid

On a late night date site query

Profile pic put me and my cat

So the girls know im into pets and all of that

My favorite music?

quite eclectic

Whatever you dig im sure that i respect it

Dont wanna be cliche

But long walks on the beach are a perfect date

Id also like holding bags while you shop

At the mall with the millions of dollars i got

Dislikes: if youre disingenuous

On your profile about just seeking a friendship

Because im not like these other vultures

Id rather get to know you and learn your culture

We can take it slow as a turtle

And ill make sure to mark up in my journal

The day that i met my perfect match

As you can see i am a hell of a catch

Feel like leisure suit larry

But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary

Typing my way into escapades to get laid

On a late night date site query

Feel like leisure suit larry

But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary

Typing my way into escapades to get laid

On a late night date site query

Feel like leisure suit larry

But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary

Typing my way into escapades to get laid

On a late night date site query

Feel like leisure suit larry

But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary

Typing my way into escapades to get laid

On a late night date site query