Landshark - Wolfbrigade

Sometimes when you’re really awkward

You do awkward things

So I’m gonna tell what I’ve been doing lately

I’ve been turning everything into a landshark

What’s a landshark?

It’s a shark

That’s on land

Motherfucker

If you wanna turn yourself into a landshark

You’re gonna need a hand

And if you don’t have one

Then you’re fucked!

But you’re gonna take your hand a put it on your back like a fin

And now you’re a landshark

Yeah, you’re a landshark

In the middle of na awkward conversation?

Nope!

Not anymore!

Landshark, you’ll never fucking catch me, bitch!

If you have any friends, then you could turn them into landsharks

But you don’t, so cry for a minute

Then turn your dog into a landshark

Kermit landshark

Marble landshark

Now I’m gonna show you some pictures I made:

Snape landshark

Hamster landshark

Apple landshark

Christian Bale is a landshark

The guy from Ancient Aliens is a landshark

This is a sandshark, now it’s a landshark

The Eiffel Tower is a landmark, now it’s a landshark

Unicorns aren’t mythical creatures

They’re horses dressed up in landshark costumes

Don’t trust those motherfuckers!

Now put some helium in a giant airshark

Watch it fly around

Laugh about it

Do a plank on the ground as a landshark

It’s so much cooler then regular planking

Landshark, tree bark

What do you get when you put a landshark with a landshark?

Jesus

How do you landsharks have sex with each other?

Boners

Turtle backpack, turtle landshark

Apologize to your dog

Eat your feelings

Landshark

Cry about the fact that you made this vídeo

Labdshark