Hit and Miss Judy - Wizex

Working at the bank and counting out the money for no thanks

Going down the drain she’s only got herself to blame

Going round in circles arriving back at where she’s coming from

Life for Miss Judy surely can’t be any fun

She bends down and whispers things in your ear

But Judy girl that’s not the kind of things I wanna hear

Oh oh oh, hit and miss Judy

The world’s only here for girls like you to be rude in it

Oh oh oh, hit and miss Judy

Keep on trying you’re sure to fire off a direct hit

Working all day for the pleasure of beholding a heaven on earth

Life for Miss Judy it’s an endless succession of physical jerks

Blown with all the elegant charm of a monogrammed handkerchief

Judy stands serene in a palace of sin beyond her wildest dreams

She bends down and whispers things in your ear

But Judy girl that’s not the kind of things I wanna hear

Oh oh oh, hit and miss Judy

The world’s only here for girls like you to be rude in it

Oh oh oh, hit and miss Judy

Keep on trying you’re sure to fire off a direct hit

Sometimes she thinks she’ll get away with it

She might just hit the target

But Judy girl I wish you’d call it a day

Oh my darling you’re so alarming

She scares me to death with the effort of trying to be everybody’s friend

I see they’ve regrouped on the highway now and everyone involved

Is going round the bend

But when Judy takes aim you won’t be seeing anyone for miles and miles

'Cause if Judy hits the target you’re guaranteed to be paralysed

And then she’ll bend down and whisper things in your ear

But Judy girl that’s not the kind of things I wanna hear

Oh oh oh, hit and miss Judy

The world’s only here for girls like you to be rude in it

Oh oh oh, hit and miss Judy

Keep on trying you’re sure to fire off a direct hit