Baker Hotel - William Clark Green

You can get your kicks wrapping Ann Marie’s House

Sticking forks in to her yard

But if her daddy comes outside

You better run and hide

You can dial up her number is your refrigerator runnin'?

You better go catch it, she’ll never see it comin,

No, or laugh and hang up the phone

But if you really want a story to tell

You have to make it through the 14 stories of hell

I double dog dare ya

Show us what you got

You ain’t nothin but a chicken til you make it to the top

Of the Baker Hotel

Out there in Mineral Wells

At the Baker Hotel

Out there in Mineral Wells

There’s bodies at the bottom of the elevator shaft

I hear the halls are haunted, you better run as fast as you can

Or you don’t stand a chance

My daddy’s second cousin made it the seventh floor

His flashlight gave out and then someone slammed the door

Oh no, then something grabbed his throat

I double dog dare ya

Show us what you got

You ain’t nothin but a chicken til you make it to the top

Of the Baker Hotel

Out there in Mineral Wells

At the Baker Hotel

Out there in Mineral Wells

Every girl is gonna love ya

Every boy will wanna be ya

They won’t stop talkin bout ya

Once ya make it to the top

Ofthe Baker Hotel

14 stories of hell

Out there in Mineral Wells