Uck Foff - Willam

This is weird, I changed my number

Who the hell gave it to you?

Gonna block you

You better stop

Or I swear I’ll tell your friends when we hooked up I was the top

Fuck off

Cease and desist

My Grandma said she never liked you

And I quote her:

«He ain’t shit»

You’re an asshole

I don’t need two

You never gave me anything except for Herpes and the Flu

There’s Interference

You’re cutting out

Can you hear me now?

Fuck you and your stupid ass

Don’t make me put your life on blast

Tell the world you fucked me for my netflix password

In a dick contest with two asians you’re third

Fuck you and your stupid face

Cause blowing you left a bad taste

In my mouth and frankly, It’s really fucked up

That you think you can text me, and just say «What's up?»

No no no

Fuck off

Leave me alone

Or I’m gonna be Naomi Campbell, and beat you with my phone

Fuck off

Just go to hell

Cause your balls smell like a wet dog who works at Taco Bell

It’s no secret

That my career

Is running out of time

Fuck you and your stupid ass

Worse than last season’s Drag Race cast

It’s like you’re QVC, and I’m Amazon Prime

Bitch, I’m Dom Perignon, and you’re a warm Bud Light Lime

Fuck you and your stupid face

Your load tastes like anchovy paste

It’s like you’re H&M, and I’m real damn ballmade (?)

And stop sending invites to those Candy Crush games

Trixie’s a ho

Ooooooooh (what the fuck?)

Fuck you and your stupid ass

Just try to have a little class

Cause it’s time for us both to start backing off

So don’t Snapchat me vids of you jacking off

Fuck you and your stupid face

Wish I could rewind and erase

Because I’m moving on, and maybe you heard

That I’ve changed my mind and my Netflix password

Pay for yours

Nine ninety-nine…