Where Do You Belong? - Original Broadway Cast of Mean Girls, Barrett Wilbert Weed, Erika Henningsen

My momma used to tell me:

«Baby girl, don’t ever eat lunch on the John.»

Your mother called you «baby girl»?

Singing, ha ha ha ha ha

So what if all the ducklings think you’re ugly?

It’s because they’ve never seen a swan

It takes all kind of people who need people

So find people you can bear

We’ll find your group, your herd, your flock

Come take a walk and answer my small questionnaire

Which I’ll sing to you

Ah ah

Where do you belong?

Where do you belong?

Where do you belong?

Where do you belong?

You’ll be judged on sight

And made to fit

So find a clique and stick with it

Say, where do you belong?

Let’s take a walk around the cafeteria, shall we?

I’ll show you the world as I

see it

Varsity jocks and JV jocks

Will throw you in a locker if you say «Hello»

The rich stoners hate the gangster whites

Though they’re all smoking the same oregano

Here’s the sexually active band geeks

I’ve got two words for you

«Embouchure"and «Ew»

And if you like blowing and fingering

This is the group for you!

Back me up, show choir!

Ah

Where

Do

You

Belong

Cady, where do you belong

Where do you belong?

Ba day a ba day a da

We all get a box and that’s where we go

It’s stifling but at least you know

So, where do you belong?

Ba da ba da daya

Ba daya

Ba daya

Si daba daba souix be day beh

There’s girls who eat their feelings

And girls who don’t eat

I like eating birthday cake around them

Makes them crazy

Debate team

And dance team

They like to compete

And if they don’t win

Their parents ground them

Who’s that?

Darling that’s the mathletes

Cool!

Joining them is social suicide

It’s all college applications

And Doctor Who «ations

They wear their awkwardness with stubborn pride

This is my dance break

Where do you belong

Where do you belong

Where do you belong

Where do you belong

You’ll be judged on sight, voted in or out

'Cause that’s what high school’s all about

Where do you belong

But who is at this table?

Why it’s Janis!

And Damian too!

Oh

We’re not exactly joiners

But we’ll be good friends to you

And our friendship means you can skip

The geeks and the freaks and the peaking too soon

The strivers and survivors just waiting for June

The Junior achievers

The Christian Believers

The tall flowering wallflowers, fending off skeevers

Forget this fuss

And stall with us

Just come to lunch

And sit with us

Okay?!

Yay

Yes!

Sit with us!

Here’s where you belong!

Here’s where you belong!

Belong!

Ong!

Ong!

Here’s where you belong!

Here’s where you belong!

Here’s where you belong!

Here’s where you belong!

You need protection with pizazz

And helping hands

That also jazz!

Stay Here

Here’s where you belong

Stay here

Where you belong

Okay, I’m staying!

Yes

Here’s where you belong!

Long

Long

Hey Cady, this is where you fit

Hey Cady, this is where you sit

Here’s where you belong!