Love Will Make You Do Dumb Shit - Wax, Awkwafina

Be careful who you pick

You don’t wanna get too close too quick

Whether you’re a dude or you’re a chick, yeah yeah yeah

Love will make you do dumb shit

You’ll become a hypocrite

It’ll make you go against logic

Whatever you should do you do the opposite, yeah yeah yeah

Love will make you do dumb shit

To be honest I’m on shit

Hiding in this closet

Love I am losing, a bitch really lost it

How did I get here?

Soon I’ll be a convict

I’m on IG and I’m stalking his mom’s pics

I’m in a tree with police grade binoculars

Program his virtual dick on my oculus

Started last April

Everything was gravy

Got a turkey baster

Tryna have his babies

But come Thanksgiving, his fam thinks I’m crazy

They weren’t sure about me like I was Steve Avery

Might be a murderer, might be a saint

But when it come to love I go hard in the paint

Be careful who you pick

You don’t wanna get too close too quick

Whether you’re a dude or you’re a chick, yeah yeah yeah

Love will make you do dumb shit

You’ll become a hypocrite

It’ll make you go against logic

Whatever you should do you do the opposite, yeah yeah yeah

Love will make you do dumb shit

I spent all my rent money on some flowers and some jewelry

Maxed out my credit cards on movies and sushi

I thought that I was being great

Something she’d appreciate

And after that much needed date she was like «I need some space»

I was numb and it shocked

Tried to text her to get her back but my number was blocked

Now I’m pacing in my kitchen

Her face is what I’m missing

Why oh why am I infatuated with this bitch

I’m frickin' clickin' through her Facebook, stalking like an idiot

She already got a new boyfriend she kicks it with

Click every picture

That they ever tooken

Jealous 'cause he’s richer than me and better looking

Now all of her posts be some cute love quotes

He got a boat I be like «fuck boats»

I hope the boat sinks and I hope you both drown

Love will turn a smart man into a clown

Be careful who you pick

You don’t wanna get too close too quick

Whether you’re a dude or you’re a chick, yeah yeah yeah

Love will make you do dumb shit

You’ll become a hypocrite

It’ll make you go against logic

Whatever you should do you do the opposite, yeah yeah yeah

Love will make you do dumb shit

The moral of the story is, bitches ain’t shit.

Dudes ain’t shit either.

It don’t matter how old you are, it don’t matter how experienced you are — you

fall in love you probably gon' act jealous and crazy.

So my advice — 3 months

tops man, you can’t let a relationship go longer than like 3 months man.

As if.

4 months is too much.

5 months is way too much.

Cut that shit off

You make me feel so young