Advanced Placement - Watsky

What’s in the recipe of an identity?

How do we get to be here?

Am I a maniac?

Am I a braniac?

And will it ever be clear?

I’ve been sticking my pennies into the back of my piggybank

Getting permission before I’m petting the kitty cat

I’ve been taking a minute for really shedding the babyfat

Whatup, whatup, whatup, whatup, whatup?

This bizarre unfolding of my wings was quite a trip

All the pretty colors in the sky began to ripple, drip and stipple like a

Lichtenstein

Pimples on my mind

Hey, what’s poppin people?

The apocalypse is nigh

Ever since the pitterpatter of your little feet upon the patio you knew you

didn’t want to be

Predictable

Coulda been so simple but you had to make it difficult

Got the city at your fingertips but got this shit to pull

Gotta keep on pushing it and pushing it and pushing till it falls down

Maybe you’ll be laughing in the end

But I’ma keep at the edge of my seat cause you said what you needed

The web’s undefeated, you do what you gotta: Hakuna Matata

So ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Gotta make it look easy

Simple as pi (31 415 926)

Gotta make it look easy

But this life is never (never) never (never) never (never) never (never)

One big piece of cake

One big piece of cake

Big fat piece of cake

Never (never) never (never) never (never) never (never)

Your ass is now in advanced placement

You could be ready for heaven above

I could be seventy-seven and killin' it

Puffin' a jay that I keep in the glove

Right by the rubbers so we could be intimate

And if you’re tucking me into me my bed

Baby then maybe we’ll make illegitimate cinema

We could take out the camera

Take a look at my stamina, so mechanical

I’m not even an animal, not a vegetable

I’m not even a mineral, but I’m mythical

I’ve become metaphysical when I dig in my tentacles

With the temperament of a savant

For the benefit of better people who want to pick apart the script instead of

wishing to participate

I piss upon your head until it trickles to your little tiny brain and then

disintegrates

I yell into your ear and hear an echo (echo), I’m a sicko (sicko)

I say wake up, wake up, it’s stick up, stick up

While ya drink up (drink up) all the hot gossip in your teacup (teacup)

I’m a (I'm a) cold faucet and I’m leaking

And if’n you’re feeling wet

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Yeah

Gotta make it look easy

Simple as pi (31 415 926)

Gotta make it look easy

But this life is never (never) never (never) never (never) never (never)

One big piece of cake

One big piece of cake

Big fat piece of cake

Never (never) never (never) never (never) never (never) never

No light without dark

No growth without pain

No cake without screams