Don't Eat the Captain - Versus Them

Sailing out to sea

A tale of woe is me

I forgot the name

Of where we’re heading

Onward straight ahead

By knife I will be dead

I can’t seem to find

The map or compass

Roger is fatter than me

Let’s devour him first

Believe me I am hungry too

Believe me I’m sorry

A day or two at most

I’m sure we’ll find a coast

We’ll all laugh at this

When we are older

Put the fork away

It’s not a sailor’s way

We are gentlemen

Don’t eat the captain

Frank is so unlikable

Let’s devour him first

Believe me I am hungry too

Believe me

I’m sorry

Believe me

I’m sorry