The Ugly Dude - Uncle Slam

He was conceived just like the rest of us

But when it came down to birth

He had a face like a butt

And his parents thew up

He went to school and the kids were so cruel

They all would torture and tease

And point and laugh at the freak

Kick the ass of the geek

And as he grew so did the hatred inside

The time for action was now

The next one laughing would die

The next laughing was a beautiful girl

The would be victim of an ugly crime

The bitch did die

The blade was ripping, hacking, thrashing

Tearing flesh and bleeding nicely

Ugliness was in the air

Along with screams of pleasure and of pain

People ran to see the sound

Astonished at the sight they’d found

The ugly man was laying down

With fingers hanging from his mouth he laughed

Take a look at me now

I ain’t so funny no more

It ain’t no fun to be the ugly dude