Neighbor - Ugly Kid Joe

Sitting in your front yard, drinking lemonade

Suburban life, a pretty wife,

You think you’ve got it made

But you don’t know, what’s in store,

For you and your family

I’m moving in, right next door, won’t you welcome me?

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood

And I hope I didn’t ruin your day!

Won’t you be my neighbor?

I brought my life, my ugly wife,

My dirty dog with fleas

My kid’s a punk, and I’m a drunk,

This I’m sure you’ll see

Yeah you don’t know, what it’s like, to live in misery

Welcome to, home sweet hell,

Dissatisfaction guaranteed

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood

And if I could I surely would

Invite you in and say…

Won’t you be my neighbor?

Won’t you be my neighbor?

Won’t you be my neighbor?

Won’t you be my neighbor?

C’mon I don’t think you’ll find

A place to live in peace of mind

You’re gonna live in misery

When you’re living next to me!

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood

Raaaah!

Won’t you be my, won’t you be my

Funky neighbor?!

Well I drunk, and I stink, I smoke, yeah I’m a joke

I try all night and day to get a piece of

The action, a-haa!

And you should know by now you’re never

Gonna forget, a-aaa!

Now I know just what you’re thinking

It could be you out and you’re drinking

So don’t you knock it untill you try it

It could be you in a little while!

I hope I didn’t ruin your day!

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood

I dig your wife, she sure is good

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood… ha, ha, ha!