Spank Jail - Two Inch Astronaut

Yesterday she tried to kill herself

And today she’s a little bit under the weather

Now do you have any idea

Just how bad you were being?

Hold me down

Five years after the fact

Coppin' out

Want no part of that, locked

She’ll be a cop, she’ll be a cop

When she gets old enough she’s gonna be

Shoot me a cop, shoot me a cop

When she gets salty, now she’s gonna be

You’ve been so bad

Gonna take you to spank jail

Why do bad things happen to good people

If there aren’t any

Oh, you brought this on yourself

Hold me down

Five years after the fact

Coppin' out

Want no part of that

Locked (x4)

Locked this on yourself