Hell Toupèe - Turbonegro

Take my family across the land, but too much ass can destroy a man

See I emptied all my glands, inside the emptiness of all my fans

I spent all my testosterone giving all my favorite fans a bone

It’s hard on my hair living like a dog and tonight the devil is riding a hog

Night is falling, the curtain’s calling

my bio-clock is ticking, so fast

And it’s gonna be Hell-Toupee, can’t stand losing my hair this way

Hell Toupee, hell toupee, not now no way

Other day I was doing the bump, then I found myself taking a dump

It gave me time to contemplate, the state of my hair and it’s terrible fate

Spent my life fighting off the pigs, drinking beer and smoking cigs

stealing riffs and a blowing gigs, but now I’m stuck googling for wigs

Skin is glowing, dome is showing, my bio-clock is ticking so fast

And it’s gonna be Hell Toupee

Can’t stand losing my hair this way

Hell Toupee, Not now no way

Hell Toupee Day By Day, always thought my hair would stay great

But it’s way too late

Hell Toupee, Razor blade, it’s genocide on my head today

Hell toupee, don’t fade away, not now no way