Leonard's Lament - Trocadero

Another day I’m stuck here, another day goes by

Another day I ask myself: why do I even try

These shitheads all around me?

They poke and prod and pry

Sometimes I wish that I’d just…

Die!

Tucker: Oh, come on, Church.

Your life’s not that bad

Caboose: Yeah!

Plus you already died once

Church: And whose fault was that, Caboose?

Caboose: Tucker did it

Tucker: Sheila did it!

Sheila: I would rather not get involved in this

Church: All of you shut up!

You want to know about my life?

I’ll tell you

My 9 to 5 is filled with misery

My girlfriend’s always such a bitch to me

I think my death count’s pushing three

I just don’t get how this is hard to see

And as I lie awake at night?

I. Just.

Want.

To.

DIE!

Tucker: Oh please!

You’re overly dramatic

Doc: You’re clearly, asymptomatic

Sheila: Your life is hardly, that traumatic

Caboose: But your girlfriend is half aquatic…

Church: Y’know, I think I change my mind.

I, wish, you’d, all, DIE!

No, really, guys- shut up

I had a whole song planned

Shut up!

Shut up!

Just shut the fuck up!

Living here’s not going well!

This canyons my detention cell!

I feel the need to scream and yell!

I wish that you’d all BURN IN HELL!

Oh, oh, and it gets worse!

I have been to jury duty 37 times!

I always get the

middle seat on flights!

Last year, no one wished me happy birthday!

Fuck all of you!

Fuck everyone!

And fuck this fucking song!