Fabian - Tripod

Fabian, Fabian

Fabian, Fabian

Fabian, Fabian this songs for you

This is the tale of a reindeer that nobody knows

Shoved down the back and largely ignored

On account of a nasal disfigurement

Not unlike Rudolph in that sense

The hallmarks are almost the same

Instead of a red shiny nose that brought

Rudolph his fame Fabian had just a cavity

(No Nose at all) Just a big empty space in the middle of his face

Just a couple of chambers

Fabian, Fabian

Fabian, Fabian

Fabian, Fabian this songs for you

Fabian, Fabian

Fabian, Fabian

Fabian, Fabian this songs for you

Abnormal snouts were surprisingly common in reindeer

Rudolph and Fabian both fell victim to the elves

And their cost-cutting measures

In keeping their over-heads down

The elves fed the reindeer on reindeer

And on top of that the poor reindeer were also in-bred

So Fabian had just a cavity

(his hooter was lacking)

Bugger all schnoz

All this because

His dad was also his sister (who he then ate)

Fabian, Fabian

Fabian, Fabian

Fabian, Fabian this songs for you

Fabian, Fabian

Fabian, Fabian

Fabian, Fabian tragic but true

Disliked by his peers

This disfigured deer was alone

He watched from afar

As Rudolph the star

Would lead the others back home

But before you get to sympathetic

Theres another thing you should know

Sure his nose was upsetting

But reindeer are not quite that shallow

Cause Fabian was a tosser

Not nice at all

An arrogant fool

A self-serving tool

An absolute face hole

Fabian, Fabian

Fabian, Fabian

Fabian, Fabian no one likes you

Fabian, Fabian

Fabian, Fabian

Fabian, Fabian surgery won’t fix the vortex that is your black heart

Fabian…