Pot Belly Bill - Toy Dolls

The Gas supply has been cut off

The tele’s on the blink

Billy stinks, he drinks

& spews up in the kitchen sink

He’s sick of his bleedin' life

& he’s gonna smack the wife in the jaw

Billy Mrs cleans

And scrubs while Billy’s down the boozer

But she’s had a belly full

Now Billy’s gonna lose her

She’s in her dressing gown

Billy’s breaking down the bedroom door

Pot… Pot Belly Bill:

A Big fat dirty lout

A pig & a layabout

Pot… Pot Belly Bill:

A fowl gob that’s never shut

A fat slob with a beer gut

Pot, Pot, Pot Belly Bill!

He’s such a hog at tea time

He shovels down his grub

He burps & makes rude noises

Then he nicks off down the pub

Between you & me

& Billy’s Mrs will agree, he’s a swine

Pot… Pot Belly Bill:

A Big fat dirty lout

A pig & a layabout

Pot… Pot Belly Bill:

A fowl gob that’s never shut

A fat slob with a beer gut

Pot, Pot, Pot Belly Bill!

It’s closing time at the local

& he stumbles out the bar

The drunken lump forgets

To switch the lights on in his car

But Billy is a darer

He did not see the Sierra

Round the bend

½ an hour latter Billy’s hospitalised

«Tell the wife to bring some cans in

With the grapes»

He cries

But she’s seen the light

She said:

«Serve the fat slob right

I hope he dies»

Pot… Pot Belly Bill:

A Big fat dirty lout

A pig & a layabout

Pot… Pot Belly Bill:

A fowl gob that’s never shut

A fat slob with a beer gut

Pot, Pot, Pot Belly Bill!