London Girls - Tori Amos

Some people sing about Deutsche girls

And girls from California

They might be alright

For a night alright

But don’t trust them I warn ya

I’ve been to the east

And I’ve been out west

And I’ve been the world around

But I ain’t seen no one anywhere near

A girl from London town

Give me a London girl every time

I’ve got to find one

I’ve made up my mind

Give me a London girl every time

I want a London girl

Marry a girl from London town

You know that you can trust her

She’ll darn your socks

And wash your--

Even then your trousers won’t bust 'em, yes

And they’re all good cooks

And they’ve got good looks

And they won’t lead you down

Said I gotta find a London girl

If I ever get to have a chance

Oh give me a London girl every time

I’ve got to find one

I’ve made up my mind

Give me a London girl every time

I want a London girl

London girls are the best in the world

There ain’t no doubt about it If you can’t find a girl from London town

You’re better off doin’without it They don’t grate

When you come home late

And you’re crawlin’up the passage floor

They won’t mock about you

When you’re going out

With the geezer from the house next door

Oh give me a London girl every time

I’ve got to find one

I’ve made up my mind

I said honey give me a London girl babe

Every little day

Your legs turn to jelly

And I got a little smelly

But I know it’s just what I want

'Cause I need a London girl

Oh, every time

They’ve always got a pound

To buy their round

When it’s their turn at the bar