$hort Dog Wedding - Too Short

We’re gathered here today

To witness the greatest historical marital ceremony of our time

The legendary, honorable Too $hort a.k.a. $hort Dog has proposed to the game

And before we go into the attributes of the game

I’ve got to give you a scripture

About the emotional mathematics that a fully qualified player has to go through

on a daily basis

And there was a scripture in the Mac Bible, Page 211, Chapter 187, Verse 10,

that clearly states:

He who trusts a ho shall surely be broke

$hort Dog, do you promise to honor, cherish, and retrospect this game through

punishment, incarceration, and pain?

(You know I do)

Do you, $hort Dog, promise to honor, retrospect the fact that a bitch don’t

belong to you, she belongs to the game?

(Fa sho)

Do you, $hort Dog, retrospect, recognize that you can’t make a tramp a champ

Even if the bitch was trained and conditioned by boxing’s legendary Angelo

Dundee

The bitch’ll still be a bust

Oh, $hort Dog (What's up, mayne?)

Do you honor and retrospect this game?

(Fa sho)

Put your right hand in the air and solemnly swear

That you’ll never put a bitch before a soldier (Never)

So by the power of the game invested in me, I announce $hort Dog officially

official

With a clear understanding that I’d never give a bitch sweat off my balls if

she was choking in the desert on a peanut butter sandwich

I said he’s official like a Shiite Muslim with a nuclear missile

$hort Dog has earned every aspect of this game to be married to the game

And I accept the honor and the respect that one gangsta to another,

from one man to another

We are officially bonded, between the game (Biatch)

Married, married, married, married, married to the game