Sold A Hammer To The Pentagon - Tom Paxton

Sold a hammer to the Pentagon

To the Bing Bang to the Pentagon

And I’m living in Florida for they made me a millionaire

They gave me 700 for every silly little hammer

For I sold them to the Pentagon and they made me a millionaire

So you sell them nails

To the Bing Bang to the Pentagon

Yes you sell them nails and they’ll make you a millionaire

Sold a coffee pot to the Pentagon

To the Hee Haw to the Pentagon

And I’m living on the golf course for they made me a millionaire

They gave me 5,000 for every silly little coffee pot

For I sold them to the Pentagon and they made me a millionaire

So you sell our coffee

To the Hee Haw to the Pentagon

Yes you sell them coffee and they’ll make you a millionaire

Sold a toilet seat to the Pentagon

To the Yahoo, to the Pentagon

And I’m living in a condo for they made me a millionaire

They gave me 600 for every folding little toilet seat

For I sold them to the Pentagon and they made me a millionaire

So you know what you can sell

To the Yahoo, to the Pentagon

Yes you know what you can sell and they’ll make you a millionaire