I Don't Want A Bunny Wunny - Tom Paxton

President Carter got into his boat

Wasn’t in a hurry, wanted to float

Think about the country

Think about sin

Along swum a rabbit

And he tried to climb in

And what did Jimmy say —

I don’t want a bunny wunny

In my widdle wow boat

In my widdle wow boat in the pond

For the bunny might be crazy

And he’ll bite me in the froat

In my widdle wow boat in the pond

I don’t want a bunny wunny

In my widdle wow boat

In my widdle wow boat in the pond

For the bunny might be crazy

And he’ll bite me in the froat

In my widdle wow boat in the pond

Look at him swimming

Look at him fly

Ears laid back and a gleam in his eye

Hissing through his front teeth

Swimming like a seal

If you were the President

How would you feel

You’d probably say

I don’t want a bunny wunny

In my widdle wow boat

In my widdle wow boat in the pond

For the bunny might be crazy

And he’ll bite me in the froat

In my widdle wow boat in the pond

President Carter saved the day

Splashed with the paddle

Rabbit swam away

Jimmy was a hero

Felt it in his bones

Said in the words of John Paul Jones

(Said in the words of John Paul Jones)

I don’t want a bunny wunny

In my widdle wow boat

In my widdle wow boat in the pond

For the bunny might be crazy

And he’ll bite me in the froat

In my widdle wow boat in the pond

I don’t want a bunny wunny

In my widdle wow boat

In my widdle wow boat in the pond

For the bunny might be crazy

And he’ll bite me in the froat

In my widdle wow boat in the pond

In my widdle wow boat in the pon