You Ain't Leavin' (Thank God Are Ya) - Toby Keith

Till death do us part

Is what she told that preacher man

Now she says this ain’t worth dying for

She’s had all she can’t stand

She’s boxed up momma’s china

It’s loaded on the truck

She’s just got started packing

And I’m thinking this could suck

Now, there goes my Lay-Z Boy

And my flat top guitar

Here comes her big sister

What’s she doing in my car?

As they drive off to the city

I just waved

From the top of my lungs

I hope she heard me say

You ain’t leaving, thank God are ya

You can’t be gone fast enough

What seemed to take a lifetime

Just left in a cloud of dust

This’ll make my girlfriend happy

She’s the one that never thought you would

You ain’t leaving, thank God are ya

Let us pray you’re gone for good

She forgot her new laptop

So I know she’ll be back

I’ll have a hot tub full of hotties

Icing down a 24-pack

She’ll cuss me like a sailor

But I don’t care

I’ll have a few choice words

When I come up for air

You ain’t leaving, thank God are ya

You can’t be gone fast enough

And what seemed to take a lifetime

Just left in a cloud of dust

This’ll make my girlfriend happy

She’s the one that never thought you would

You ain’t leaving, thank God are ya

Let us pray you’re gone for good

You ain’t leaving, thank God are ya

Let us pray you’re gone for good

Adios!